Daft names for accounting roles

• Bookkeeper = Ledger Completion Manager
• Payroll clerk = Government Deduction Compliance Assistant
• Financial manager = Future Spend Calculation Manager
• Filing Tax Returns = Statutory Revenue Completion and Filing Contractor
• Office clerk = Photocopy Facilitator
• Tax adviser = Revenue detraction monitor
• Receptionist = Client Hospitality Manager
• Audit manager = Figurative bullshit researcher
• Accountant (in a firm) = Client Service Manager
  

Thanks and credit to Andy Tomlin of AT Accounting who tweeted most of these recently

Any more?