Monday, March 29, 2010

The accounting sheepdog

A farmer sends his accounting sheepdog, Spot, off to gather in his 8 sheep. On returning the farmer is astonished to find he now has 10 animals in his pen and asks the dog to explain.

"You asked me to round them up", barks Spot.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Thats terrible! But it did make me laugh

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