Monday, April 26, 2010

Poem: Got some cash that you're scared to flash?

Got some cash
that you're scared to flash?
It's hidden offshore in a mighty stash
and now you can't get to it,
because of the ash.



Think of declaring it?
It's not all that rash
It will save you from a nasty
Inland Revenue clash!

Taken from a newspaper advert placed recently by Accountants Cameron Baum.
We'll let them off the out of date reference to Inland Revenue as presumably HMRC would have prevented the poem from scanning!

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