Sometimes I wonder how do accountants stay awake at work. All the numbers are making me sleepy.
-dk
This girl says she went to an accounting seminar met interesting people including accountants. Really? How about marine biologists?
-fabianlawless
Between this weather, crazy clients and outlandish demands I'm ready to pack it in as a photographer and become an accountant like my dad :(
-meeners
Am now officially a grown up. I have an accountant and have just received tax advice.
-tshickle
Just recommended me a 'goth accountant'. If the tax man doesn't pay up I'll have him hexed.
-dividividv
Found a tiny scrap of paper which proves firstly I'm not going mad, and secondly I don't have to pay £650 to my old accountant!
-invisiblea
Ron Artest just thanked his psychiatrist. If it was me I would thank my florist, my proctologist and my tax accountant .. in that order.
-jperk1
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