“To boldly go where no man has gone before” was the proud boast of the crew of Star Trek’s USS Enterprise. I think that this phrase must have been in the Chancellor’s mind when, last July, he set us off on our voyage of discovery into the world of tax reliefs and allowances.During our voyage of discovery (which has lasted a mere five months rather than the five years of USS Enterprise) we found...
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