Thursday, October 31, 2013

You may be an accountant if...


  • Your idea of trashing your hotel room is refusing to fill out the guest comment card; 
  • You refer to your child as your 'entitlement to tax credits'; 
  • You deduct Exlax as "Moving Expenses.
  • At the movie "Indecent Proposal" you did a NPV calculation. 
  • You decide to change your name to a symbol and you choose the double underline 
  • If you have no idea that "GAP" is also a clothing store. 
 Any more?

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