- Your idea of trashing your hotel room is refusing to fill out the guest comment card;
- You refer to your child as your 'entitlement to tax credits';
- You deduct Exlax as "Moving Expenses.
- At the movie "Indecent Proposal" you did a NPV calculation.
- You decide to change your name to a symbol and you choose the double underline
- If you have no idea that "GAP" is also a clothing store.
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