A British guy was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining about the red, white and blue in our National flag.
"Our flag symbolises our taxes," he said. "We get red when we talk about them, white when we get our tax bill, and blue after we pay them."
"That's the same with us," the American said, "only we see stars, too."
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