An accountant with a STANDOUT way of describing himself

The way Mark Asquith, Managing Director of Asquith & Co, describes himself, on the meet the team page of his website, certainly makes him stand out. I'm referring especially to the table beneath the more conventional opening paras:

I have been working in accountancy since 1982 having started work as a spotty trainee on leaving school. Asquith & Co became a reality in 2001 although I had previously hankered after being self-employed. 

I love helping clients to keep just on the right side of the taxman while, hopefully, having a few laughs on the way - this is not easy but I do try.

                   Specialist subject:     Saving you money

                   Likes:                        Saving you money

                   Dislikes:                    Not saving you money 

                   Favourite colour:       Black... keeping you in it

                   Favourite food:         Roast taxman 

                   Favourite place:       Judo mat

                   Currently drives:       The taxman crazy