Calculator running
Totalling invoices
Looking at debentures
And all other finance choices
Yeah darling, gonna make it add up
Put the world in a big spreadsheet
Do all of my sums at once and
Leave it really neat
Some find accounts frightnin’
Leaves them full of wonder
All of these expenses
Just what heading are they under?
Yeah darling, gonna make it add up
Put the world in a big spreadsheet
Do all of my sums at once and
Leave it really neat
All prop-er-ly filed
I was born, born to be mild
Tax returns so sly
I make the taxman cry
Born to be mi-i-i-ild
Born to be mi-i-i-ild
Calculator running
Totalling invoices
Looking at debentures
And all other finance choices
Yeah darling, gonna make it add up
Put the world in a big spreadsheet
Do all of my sums at once and
Leave it really neat
All properly filed
I was born, born to be mild
Tax returns so sly
I make the taxman cry
Born to be mi-i-i-ild
Born to be mi-i-i-ild
Words by accountant and poet: Stephen Brown Audio version can be heard here.
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