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Friday, June 24, 2016
New style acronyms for accountants
YAPAs - Young Ambitious Professional Accountants
EWES - Experts With Expensive Style
TAPAS - Top Accountants Planning Awesome Setoffs
MAGIC - Masterful Accountants Generating Instant Credits
TRICKs - Tax Returns that Interest Cute Kittens
CARDS - Clever Accountants Reading Dull Standards
PAULA - People Against the Use of Lousy Acronyms
Friday, June 17, 2016
Friday, June 03, 2016
Stand Up comedian reveals why he gave up accountancy
Indian comedian Kunal Rao starts his set by explaining why he gave up chartered accountancy.
He moves onto other topics after 2 minutes.
He moves onto other topics after 2 minutes.
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