New names for Accountants

I asked for suggestions on Linkedin recently for new ways to describe accountants. Most people offered serious ideas. But my favourite fun ones were:

• Anxiety Transfer Expert - Alan Smith
• Business continuity practitioner - Kris McCulloch 
• Numbers facilitator - Melanie Curtis 
• Finance doctor - Mark Allen
• Money multiplier - Michelle Eshkeri

And the overall winner (as I'm sucker for acronyms):

Money And Numbers Inspector And Counter (MANIAC) - suggested by Adrian Markey