- Why is simplification such a long word?
- Do you have a tax conscience? It's that small inner voice that tells you that the Special Civil Investigation Office will be writing to you.
- If taxes are the answer, what was the question?
- Why is it that HMRC can make 'mistakes' but taxpayers are always negligent?
- Why are tax laws like a Haggis? They are both the the result of bloody processes; the end result is a mystery and you wouldn't want to watch either being made.
- Is it true that HMRC believes that the generation of names for random audit is too important to be left to chance?
- Why should we encourage clients to check their tax returns before breakfast? Then nothing worse can happen to them all day.
- Is it really due to taxation, that clients find it increasingly difficult to reconcile their net incomes with their gross habits?
- Is the Eiffel Tower a warning as to what will happen to Canary Wharf after taxes?
- Has the self assessment system resulted in the UK becoming a land of untold wealth?
Friday, June 05, 2020
Ten key tax questions for accountants
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