Did you hear about the accountant who became a chef?.....It wasn't long before he cooked the books!
My friend just became a full time accountant....From now on, his days are numbered!
Accountant goes into a department store and asks if they have any net curtains, the assistant says "sorry sir, all our prices include VAT. "
Old accountants never die. They just lose their balance.
An accountant went to a cake shop and asked the baker "Why does that one cake cost so much more than all the other?" The baker replied "That's madeira cake".
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