Friday, May 07, 2021

Crazy accounting definitions

Book value: Value placed on an asset for accounting purposes that bears no relation to its true worth.

Budgeting: An exercise where the unknowledgeable force the unwilling to predict the impossible based entirely on the inaccurate.

Credit: Something that accountants rarely get.

FIFO: 'First In, First Out', a method of valuing stock. Also a method never used when accountancy firms are considering redundancies.

Goodwill: Concept invested to explain the difference between the value of a company and the price another company paid for it.

LIFO: 'Last In, Last Out', a method of valuing stock. Also a method frequently used when accountancy firms are considering redundancies.

Liability: Money or goods owed by a company. Also a first-year audit trainee.

Prudence: A fundamental accounting principle, designed to lend dignity to inaccuracy.

Reconciliation: The art of proving that one inaccurate figure exactly agrees with another inaccurate figure.


Taken from 'The Bluffer's Guide to Accountancy'

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