Friday, December 17, 2021

Accountancy themed Christmas cracker jokes

What is the employment tax status of Santa’s helpers?
Elf-employed.

How does Santa’s accountant value his sleigh?
Net Present Value.

Why does Santa like visiting homes in the UK?
He can claim gift relief.

Why did the accountant fall off his bed?
He didn't have a balance sheet.

Why did Santa get in trouble with HMRC?
He missed the deadline on his elf-assessment.






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