The accountant's survival kit

You can buy these online - containing a mix of any or all of the following:

1. Boiled sweets - to crunch and give you energy to crunch the numbers
2. Piece of string - to help you tie up loose ends
3. Ace of Spades - so you can make the most of any hand you are dealt
4. Tea bag - for when you get into hot water
5. Safety pin - to help you pin point problems areas
6. Paper clip - to help you hold it all together
7. Marbles - to replace the ones you will lose
8. Rubber band - to remind you to be flexible about things
9. Mint - so you will always have a fresh outlook
10. Candle - for when you're burning the midnight oil
11. Matches - for the candle
12. Googly eyes - to help you spot any mistakes
13. Balloon - to remind you to always reach for the sky
14. Button - for those times you may need to button your lip
15. Needle and thread - for the button
16. Hair grip - for when you need to get a grip
17. Soft drink in a can - to have a drink on me at the end of a long day