Friday, February 03, 2023

Be patient with accountant please (poem generated by ChatGPT)

Be patient with your accountant please

For they work hard to keep the books

With rules that change and numbers to squeeze

They will never work for crooks


They are not just adding up the sums

But making sure they're all correct

It's not a task that can be done

Without a lot of effort and respect


So when they take a little time

To double check and triple count

Remember that they're doing their best

To keep your finances sound


And though it may seem like a chore

To wait for them to finish each task

Know that they'll work diligently

So your money post tax will last


So be patient with your accountant

For they work hard to keep you financially astute

And their expertise will help you to avoid

Any financial disputes.

Authored in seconds by the ChatGPT AI system - using last week's poem on this site as inspiration. I made a few small edits (including making references to accountant gender neutral)

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