Friday, June 07, 2024

It's obvious you're an accountant if...


It's obvious you're an accountant if...
..you balance your family’s budget to the penny
..you’ve ever used a VLOOKUP function in a conversation
..you have a special drawer for tax papers
..you know the depreciation schedule for your car
..you always end up taking about tax issues when you attend a party 
..you analyse the cost-effectiveness of every purchase
...you consider a calculator to be a desk ornament
..you bring up tax deductions in casual conversation
..you create a spreadsheet to compare different mobile phone plans
..you ever analyse the cost-benefit of buying a cup of coffee vs making it at home

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