Friday, August 16, 2024

Ten dodgy tax tips best ignored

 

  1. Make a loss - you only pay tax on profits
  2. Live on a boat and claim you're 'offshore' for tax purposes
  3. Don't worry about getting receipts 
  4. Yes, we can rewrite the past and pretend you did things that you didn't really do
  5. Stick with Apple devices to avoid the Windows tax
  6. Less fasteners, more adhesive.... is a great way to reduce tacks
  7. Remove your number plates so the DVLA cameras can’t catch you
  8. Pay your employees in chocolate coins – it’s a sweet deal for everyone
  9. Claim your garden gnomes as security personnel
  10. Set up a fake moustache business so you can disguise your profits

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