- Make a loss - you only pay tax on profits
- Live on a boat and claim you're 'offshore' for tax purposes
- Don't worry about getting receipts
- Yes, we can rewrite the past and pretend you did things that you didn't really do
- Stick with Apple devices to avoid the Windows tax
- Less fasteners, more adhesive.... is a great way to reduce tacks
- Remove your number plates so the DVLA cameras can’t catch you
- Pay your employees in chocolate coins – it’s a sweet deal for everyone
- Claim your garden gnomes as security personnel
- Set up a fake moustache business so you can disguise your profits
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