Friday, December 20, 2024

7 Christmas Cracker jokes for accountants

 What's the biggest overhead in Santa's accounts? 

- Private Elf care 

What’s an accountant’s favourite Christmas carol?
- Debit bells, debit bells, debits all the way!

Why does Santa pay so little tax? 
- He claims Gift Relief (Gift Aid would've been funnier) 

What is the employment tax status of Santa’s helpers? 
- Elf-employed

Why are accountants terrible at Christmas charades?
They insist on doing a full disclosure before acting anything out.

How does Santa’s accountant value his sleigh? 
- Net Present Value. 

Why did Santa get in trouble with the tax man?
- He missed the deadline on his elf-assessment.

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7 Christmas Cracker jokes for accountants

  What's the biggest overhead in Santa's accounts?  - Private Elf care  What’s an accountant’s favourite Christmas carol? - Debit be...