Friday, February 14, 2025

Valentine messages for the accountant in your life

Debits are left
Credits are right
When I looked at you
Love at first sight.
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I’d adjust any entry
To keep us aligned,
Because in the ledger of love,
You’re one of a kind.
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Without you, my life would be like a one-sided journal entry - unbalanced and incomplete.
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Let’s capitalise on our love and carry it forward forever.
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
My heart’s net profit
Will always be you.

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