A hunky accountant and a charmingly assertive tax inspector give in to their mutual attraction and check into a hotel.
Before things go too far, the inspector insists they cover the topic of protection.
She smiles and says, “This is the perfect opportunity to help you understand tax offences... in a more practical context.”
“Neglect,” she explains, “would be you claiming you simply forgot to bring protection – an honest mistake, but one you’ll regret later.”
“Wilful default is refusing to use the protection I’ve provided – even though you’ve been made fully aware of the risks and consequences.”
“Fraud,” she says, narrowing her eyes, “is when you look me in the eye and claim you’ve had the snip – when in fact, you haven’t even booked the consultation.”
The accountant gulps. “So what happens if I comply fully?”
She winks.
“Well then, you’ve filed everything correctly and on time. No penalties. And possibly… a small reward.”
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