Five international surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients.
The Danish declares: "I like to see accountants on my
operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside
is numbered".
The African surgeon replies: "Yeah, but you
should try electricians! Everything inside them is colour coded."
The German surgeon observes: "I think librarians are the best,
everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
The American surgeon points out: "I like construction workers. They always understand
when you have a few parts left over."
The British surgeon shuts them all up by pointing out that: "Politicians are the
easiest to operate on. There is no guts, no heart, no brains and no
spine, and the head and the derriere are interchangeable."
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