We Are Accountants
(An accounting anthem to be sung to the melody of the Queen smash hit)
I've paid my subs
Time after time
I've done my CPD
Filed accounts on time
And material errors
I've made a few
I've had my share of journals kicked in my face
But I've come through
We are accountants, my friends
And we'll keep on counting - 'til month end
We are accountants -
We are accountants
No time for lunch breaks
'Cause we are accountants - of the world -
I've taken work home
Had late conference calls -
You brought me useful provisions - and the documentation that goes with them -
I thank you all -
But it's been no box of Roses
No mid-month snooze
I consider it a challenge before that large audit case -
And I ain't gonna lose -
We are accountants, my friends
And we'll keep on counting - 'til month end
We are accountants -
We are accountants
No time for lunch break
'Cause we are accountants - of the world -
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