Dodgy advice on how to avoid tax

• Board up your windows so you won't get caught if they reintroduce a windows tax.
• Behave yourself and avoid syntax.
• Make a loss - you only pay tax on profits.
• If you work cash in hand be sure to wash all your wages to avoid catching Coronavirus.
• Stick with Apple devices to avoid the Windows tax.
• Less fasteners, more adhesive.... is a great way to reduce tacks.
• Remove your number plates so the DVLA cameras can’t catch you
• Drink decaf rather than the original Yorkshire beverage to avoid Proper Tea Tax