Ten dodgy tax tips best ignored

Board up your windows so you won't get caught if they reintroduce a windows tax. 

Behave yourself and avoid syntax. 

Make a loss - you only pay tax on profits. 

If you work cash in hand be sure to wash all your wages to avoid catching Coronavirus. 

HMRC have no problem with retrospective tax planing

Don't worry about getting receipts 

Yes, we can rewrite the past and pretend you did things that you didn't really do.

Stick with Apple devices to avoid the Windows tax. 

Less fasteners, more adhesive.... is a great way to reduce tacks. 

Remove your number plates so the DVLA cameras can’t catch you.