“As a student, you are either struggling academically, financially, or emotionally.”
If you’re an auditor, well... all three.
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“Treat me like interest. Compound me.”
“Work-life balance in audit is like Santa. We all wish it existed, but it does not.”
“My boss thinks taking us out to dinner is a bonus. I don’t need his dinner I need cash.”
“Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest.”
“If you could be any TB account? Which would it be?” - Goodwill because people never want to write you off
If I could substantively test how boys felt about me, my life would be so much easier.
I could send confirms to their exes, recalculate average time between reading your texts and replying, doing a search for "unrecorded liabilities" aka side hoes
Originally collated and shared on the twitter account @overheardaudit
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