- Chiropractors don’t like HMRC because they’re always after back taxes
- Police officers object to the extra duty
- Cardiologists find them heartless
- Podiatrists hate having to foot the tax bill
- Gym owners don't like have to pay exercise duty
- Fairground owners struggle with their tax dodgems
- Librarians hate the HMRC for all the extra bookkeeping required
- Detectives say that HMRC send them figures that just don't add up
- Pet shop owners just hate perch's tax
- Post Office workers don’t like Stamp Duty
- Headline Writers hate Capital Gains Tax
- Newlywed grooms pay more when they carry their brides over the threshold
- Musicians don’t like HMRC because they always want too many notes
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Friday, June 04, 2021
What do different people dislike HMRC?
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