Friday, June 04, 2021

What do different people dislike HMRC?

  • Chiropractors don’t like HMRC because they’re always after back taxes 
  • Police officers object to the extra duty 
  • Cardiologists find them heartless 
  • Podiatrists hate having to foot the tax bill 
  • Gym owners don't like have to pay exercise duty 
  • Fairground owners struggle with their tax dodgems 
  • Librarians hate the HMRC for all the extra bookkeeping required 
  • Detectives say that HMRC send them figures that just don't add up 
  • Pet shop owners just hate perch's tax 
  • Post Office workers don’t like Stamp Duty 
  • Headline Writers hate Capital Gains Tax 
  • Newlywed grooms pay more when they carry their brides over the threshold 
  • Musicians don’t like HMRC because they always want too many notes

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