Thursday, July 01, 2021

Cynical views about auditing

“Auditors don’t stop management’s lies, just make sure they’re reasonable.”
-- 
How many auditors does it take to change a lightbulb? 

 None - we’re all too busy. Wrong! The correct answer is: How many did it take last year!! 

-- Originally collated and shared on the twitter account @overheardaudit

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