Things that could be said to your accountant but not to your partner

First the cleaner ones:

• Can I claim this as an expense? 
• I've done a couple of things I shouldn't have done but it's best I don't tell you. 
• Is there any chance of a discount if I recommend you to a friend? 
• I am afraid your assets are not very impressive 
• Do you charge by the number of transactions, or is it one set fee for the entire relationship? 
• How much do you charge an hour? 
• You're very experienced, is that why you charge so much? 
• Is there any interest? I used to get more interest a few years ago. 
• How much? 

Now the others:

• Has it gone up or down? 
• You don't like nice round figures, do you? 
• If I enter this correctly, do you think I would get relief? 
• I can remember when everything balanced... 
• My! that's a big ledger.
• I’ll fill this one in. 
• Are there any penalties for early withdrawal? 
• I could work on a good column entry for ages. 
• I'd like one of my business associates to have a look at that before I agree to it. 
• I’m thinking of leaving it in there for a good few years. 
• What do you know about roll-over relief? 
• I’m worried about losing interest if I withdraw. 
• If we do it the other way, can I still get relief? 
• You are taking out more than you are putting in. 
• You're very experienced, is that why you charge so much?