What disease kills more accountants than any other?
- TB.
What do you call an accountant or who can't account?
- An ant.
What do cannibal accountants do at their Office Christmas Dinner?
- Toast their clients.
Where do accountants live?
- In tax shelters.
Why do so many accountants fall over?
- They lose their balance.
What do you call a Trial Balance that doesn't balance?
- A late night.
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