- Immature accountants don’t act their wage.
- Accountants don’t retire, they just close the books.
- Accountants are like gymnasts as they need to be good at finding their balance.
- Stoic accountants have good internal controls.
- Accountants like working in glass offices because transparency is important.
- My accountant's pre-tax income is gross.
- Accountants quit when they lose interest.
- Accounting can be accrual profession.
- Some accountants have great figures.
- Every accountant counts.
Hundreds of stories, jokes, videos, anecdotes, links and quotes relating to accountants, accountancy and tax related topics. If you've got something that makes you laugh - do send it in to mark@bookmarklee.co.uk
Friday, February 18, 2022
Ten more puns for accountants
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
7 Christmas Cracker jokes for accountants
What's the biggest overhead in Santa's accounts? - Private Elf care What’s an accountant’s favourite Christmas carol? - Debit be...
-
How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb? How many would you like it to be? How many accountants does it take to change a li...
-
1. You work very odd hours. 2. You are paid a lot of money to keep your client happy. 3. You are paid well but your pimp gets most of the mo...
-
The most obvious answer as to why accountants are sometimes referenced, disparagingly, as 'beancounters' might involve counting the ...
No comments:
Post a Comment