- Immature accountants don’t act their wage.
- Accountants don’t retire, they just close the books.
- Accountants are like gymnasts as they need to be good at finding their balance.
- Stoic accountants have good internal controls.
- Accountants like working in glass offices because transparency is important.
- My accountant's pre-tax income is gross.
- Accountants quit when they lose interest.
- Accounting can be accrual profession.
- Some accountants have great figures.
- Every accountant counts.
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Friday, February 18, 2022
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