Friday, February 18, 2022

Ten more puns for accountants

  1. Immature accountants don’t act their wage.
  2. Accountants don’t retire, they just close the books.
  3. Accountants are like gymnasts as they need to be good at finding their balance.
  4. Stoic accountants have good internal controls.
  5. Accountants like working in glass offices because transparency is important.
  6. My accountant's pre-tax income is gross.
  7. Accountants quit when they lose interest.
  8. Accounting can be accrual profession.
  9. Some accountants have great figures.
  10. Every accountant counts.

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