Friday, December 23, 2022

Rudolph and the Revenue

Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer 
Hated paying NIC 
Went to a sharp adviser 
Paid the man a hefty fee 

He told the other reindeer 
You should do the same as me 
Go and see my adviser 
Get yourself a PSC 

Then one foggy Christmas eve
the taxman came to say: 
"Your idea was not so bright 
You owe tax, you're banged to rights" 

So all the deer were bankrupt 
Didn't have a bean they said 
Now taxman's after Santa 
He'll be really in the red. 

 Written by Chris Williams and first published in Taxation magazine 20 December 2007

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