Friday, January 06, 2023

How to upset an accountant using 7 words (or fewer)

Can we make this disappear?

I'll do the bookkeeping myself

The ad said the software does it 

Nope, no business bank account

Your fees are too high

Here's my shoebox

I checked this in an online forum

Those meals were for business purposes

Dave said it's ok to claim this

Can you get my tax bill down?

What am I paying you for?

What does reconcile really mean?

Let it go. No one will know.

Can you forget I told you that? 

How much if I pay you in cash? 

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