KitKat - Always taking a break
Butter knife - Not the sharpest tool in the box
Arthur - Only does 'half a' job
Motion light - Only works when someone walks past
E.T. - Always wants to 'go home'
Seaweed - Floats around the audit room all day and stinks like sh*t
Lantern - Not very bright and always has to be carried
Deckchair - Always folds under pressure
G-spot - You can never find them
Daisy - Some days he's in, some days he's not
Cinderella - Office princess
Hot sauce - bit of a troublemaker
Uncle - Slightly older male accountant who is always willing to help out
Broken arrow - Doesn't work but can't be fired
The Jargonater - Constantly using long words that no else understands
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