Friday, June 23, 2023

How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?

5 of the best answers. Can you offer any more?

How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb? 
.... How many would you like it to be? 

How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb? 
.... What kind of answer did you have in mind? 

How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb? 
.... Hmmm....let me run a few numbers and get back to you.

How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb? 
.... Two. One to change it and one to make sure it was done within budget.

And lastly, my favourite: How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb? 
 One, but he'll have 800 of them to do in January.

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