...Your Accountant offers to do your taxes in exchange for a lifetime supply of pizza.
...Your Accountant suggests deducting your family holiday costs as a "research trip to a tropical paradise."
...Your Accountant thinks "tax evasion" is just another word for "strategic financial planning."
... Your Accountant's favourite tax strategy is "Finders Keepers."
...Your Accountant tells you that an HMRC investigation is a great opportunity to make new friends.
...Your Accountant's motto is, "When in doubt, shred it."
...Your Accountant recommends hiring a psychic to predict your tax liabilities.
...Your Accountant wears a t-shirt that says, "I put the 'fun' in 'refund.'"
...Your Accountant suggests writing off your gym membership as a business expense because "thinking about taxes is a workout."
...Your Accountant believes that "paying taxes is for amateurs."
...Your Accountant keeps a rubber stamp that says, "Approved by the Ministry of Silly Tax Returns".
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