- Do it while wearing your favourite fancy dress.
- Every time you claim a deduction, do a victory dance.
- Add happy or sad emojis wherever you can on the tax returns
- Invent a new tax category for "unavoidable chocolate expenses."
- Write a tax-themed haiku for each page you fill out.
- Do it naked
- In "For Office Use Only" area write "Approved. Send refund immediately."
- Design a tax-themed tattoo for each deduction you claim.
- Translate all financial jargon into Shakespearean language.
- Attach a ransom note demanding a tax refund for the safe return of your financial sanity.
- Insist on using interpretive dance to explain any discrepancies in your return.
- Write a heartfelt letter to HMRC, explaining why you believe you should be taxed in chocolate coins instead.
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Friday, January 26, 2024
12 ways to have fun completing your tax return
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