- The colour scheme on your spreadsheet is actually important
- It's infuriating when a balance sheet doesn't balance
- They believe tax season only lasts a week
- No one wants to know when your cash flow shows no flow
- Everyone thinks you can help them pay less tax
- They only call when they want tax advice
- New versions of Excel are really exciting
- "Variance analysis" sounds like a psychological condition
- Everything in life can be reduced to debits and credits
- They think "fiscal year" is just a typo for "physical year"
- "Amortisation" sounds like a spell from Harry Potter
- They think "FIFO" and "LIFO" are new dance moves
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Friday, July 12, 2024
Why accountants' friends don't understand them
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