- Be audit you can be.
- It’s accrual world.
- Make every day account.
- Mind the GAAP!
- Excel at everything.
- Accounting is a career for smart assets.
- An accountant’s biggest workout is crunching numbers.
- Don’t hate, depreciate.
- Accountants can be the LIFO the party.
- Stoic accountants have good internal controls.
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Friday, January 28, 2022
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