Ten years back, when Stephen Fry still hosted the BBC TV programme QI, episode 10 of Series I was focused on the Inland Revenue*. Here are some of the amusing anecdotes referenced in that episode:
- In Andhra Pradesh, India, tax inspectors use drummers to get people to pay tax, by standing outside the place of business and banging on the drums loudly until they pay up. The comedians on the show considered how the 'Inland Revenue' might achieve a similar outcome here. The favoured conclusion was to send in the Morris Dancers.
- Sandi Toksvig (who was a guest on this episode) once spent three days with a tax man who investigated all of her accounts. In the end he did not find anything and the taxman said: "To be honest Miss Toksvig, I just wanted to meet you."
- Dara O'Briain (another guest) recalled an actor who tried to claim his carpet against tax because of the wear and tear he caused when he walked up and down while he learnt his lines. He did not get away with it.
- Dara himself once tried to claim tax relief for a bed but failed, while Sandi attempted to claim for some paintings in her office, failing as well. She told the tax inspector that no-one could possibly work in an office which had no art in it. Sandi looked around the inspector's office and saw that it had just one poster in it, which explained the Heimlich manoeuvre.
* This episode was first broadcast in November 2011. Clearly no one had told the researchers or producers that the Inland Revenue had ceased to exist more than 6 years previously. The UK tax authority has been known as HMRC since April 2005!
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