The top 10 signs you need a new accounting system

The top 10 signs you need a new accounting system are: 

 10. The service technician keeps threatening to retire 

 9. “Reconciliation” is your middle name 

 8. You ask for “proficiency in DOS” when hiring staff 

 7. When calling Support you hear laughter in the background 

 6. Salesmen no longer call you about upgrades 

 5. You have to go for coffee whenever you click on “Post” 

 4. Your system came on diskettes 

 3. The last person to know the setup password retired to Florida 

 2. Nobody understands the reports 

 and the top sign you need a new accounting system is . . . 

 1. Your sub-ledgers need counselling for “irreconcilable differences.”