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I can’t relax in a cafĂ© if I can see the till is open too long.
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My friends think “a quick tax question” is an acceptable start to any conversation.
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I once said “that’s disallowable” out loud during a family dinner.
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I judge people for how they organise their receipts. Or don’t.
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My partner gets nervous whenever I say “Can I just ask… what was this for?”
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I've explained what dividends are at least 47 times this year.
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I’ve laughed out loud at accounting memes. Then corrected them.
I automatically say yes please for a receipt regardless of the transaction
Whenever a friend buys me a drink or lunch they sit in my head as creditors as I owe them one back!
I can’t cope if my laptop doesn’t have a separate number pad
When I'm out with self employed friends they always ask me if they can claim it as an expense.
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I keep receipts for things I didn’t even pay for, just out of habit.